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Thursday, May 29, 2014

Honey-Bee: WRONG GRAMMAR

HONEY: Bee, ano bang gusto mong inumin?
BEE: May stock pa ba tayong softdrink-in-can?
HONEY: I'm sorry.. Ubos na, e. If you want..may buko juice sa ref..
BEE: Ok lang!
(Magri-ring ang telepono..)
BEE: Answer the phone. Ako na lang ang kukuha..
HONEY: Okey! Feel at home..
BEE(Hawak ang isang baso at isang pitcher ng buko juice) Hon, bakit parang maasim ang buko n'yo?
HONEY: Ha? Pa'nong maasim, e, kanina lang yan..
BEE: Sobrang asim nga! Parang suka!
HONEY: Teka, teka! Bakit mo ininommang laman ng baso? Suka 'yun..
BEE: Aarghk! Aaarghk!

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